SORRY! Sorry. I mean chastity. Ma'am.
|Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone?|
|Thank goodness she's not cross.|
|Actually, most of the change happened in the first two weeks.|
|She was keen to explore his ballbusting fantasies too.|
|Wise husbands know when it's best not to argue, just to curtsey and get on with the ironing.|