Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Speaking strictly

Generally, violence isn't the solution.  But in this case, it probably is, if we're being honest with ourselves.  Not just impertinence, but habitual impertinence, after all.
 
 

Why do I find this the scariest captioned photo I have ever posted?
 
 

Cool. This could be your lucky break into movies.  Maybe when you've recovered, you could see about getting an agent?
 This of course is Cruella, and the sublime Lady Victoria, from the very first set of magazines after the company was founded.  She haunted my adolescence... still does.
 



Well, she used to, anyway.  I think she might have lost it, actually.  Doesn't really matter, but just so you know.
 
 
 

OK, so you're probably not going anywhere here.  Still: you haven't been rejected as a sad, useless and unattractive excuse for a man... you've been rejected as a sad, useless and unattractive excuse for a man by Billie Piper!  Huh?  Not bad, huh?

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