I am of course more experienced at visiting professional dominatrices than ever now. In fact, I understand there are even forums on the Internet where dommes can share my mobile number and email, to put me on a 'don't call' blacklist. Ah... they love to play hard to get, the cunning little minxes! But I have my ways of oozing past their defences.
But it's not all about my pleasure, and I like to share the wisdom, so here once again are some top tips for a novice submissive. This time, it's a sissy maid special! If you're planning to book a sissy maid session, make sure you read all of these first, OK? You might even find it helpful to write each out 200 times. You naughty girl. Oooh!
That was very British. I'm sure American and other readers can supply appropriate geographic equivalents of the East End and industrial North, if need be. Brooklyn, maybe? 'Chavvy' translates more or less to 'trailer trash'.